Post by kiyoat on Nov 1, 2019 14:14:03 GMT -6
Good smack is worth its weight in likes. Seriously. One of the truly entertaining things about college sports is hilariously irreverent smack talking. And not all smack is created equal. Just ask Jim Rome. Creators of high-quality comedic nastiness should be celebrated.
I've decided to create a thread that is a resource for consumers of fine Coyote-adjacent sports smack online. I'll need your help, but I think this is a worthy endeavor. I'll try to flag (but not exclude) any non-PG or NSFW sources. Also, political smack is sometimes interwoven. While this is not my preference, this will also not disqualify the source.
Online sources can include websites, twitter feeds, blogs, vlogs, youtube channels, etc.
Grade A Prime Smack Creators: These sources have been determined (by me) to exude all the best qualities of the genre. Consistently funny, marbled with sarcasm and snark, an appropriately thick skin, all in good taste, and perfectly cut into consumable portions.
-The Red Army @redarmyomaha
(seriously funny Mavs sports twitter account. Who knew?)
-Faux Pelini @fauxpelini
(Well known Bo Pelini parody account. not always Youngstown focused, but always funny)
Grade B Choice Smack Creators: These sources are of occasionally high quality, but lack the consistency of Grade A Prime, or are otherwise less excellent.
-“The Todd Father” @usdtoddfather
(Todd Lee Parody account - occasionally quite funny. bonus points for theme/concept. inconsistent, though)
- Lets Go DU letsgodu.com/ @letsgodu
(maybe a stretch to call this Denver Blog and twitter account a smack site, but the opinion pieces occasionally offer some Denver-biased snark of a high quality)
-NDSU Barstool @ndsubarstool (NSFW)
(so far the only barstool site that has impressed me much with current content. Keep it up)
-Drunk Stig @holynotmeg
(Coach Stiegelmeyer parody account - likely run by a Bison fan)
Cutting Room Floor: The "Mechanically separated meat" of the comedic world. It's better not to find out how this smack gets made. Bad/lame takes. Filled with preservatives and nitrates.... And I'm out of meat analogies.
-All other Barstool Sports accounts for Valley and Summit teams (NSFW)
(I'm open to upgrading any of these individually based on evidence to the contrary. Just haven't seen much comedy gold coming from them recently)
Honorable Mentions:
Capt Austin Simmons @simmonscapt
Capt Ciara Duffy @captciara
NoahFriedelsBookie @bookienoah
USD_Probs @usd _Probs69
I've decided to create a thread that is a resource for consumers of fine Coyote-adjacent sports smack online. I'll need your help, but I think this is a worthy endeavor. I'll try to flag (but not exclude) any non-PG or NSFW sources. Also, political smack is sometimes interwoven. While this is not my preference, this will also not disqualify the source.
Online sources can include websites, twitter feeds, blogs, vlogs, youtube channels, etc.
Grade A Prime Smack Creators: These sources have been determined (by me) to exude all the best qualities of the genre. Consistently funny, marbled with sarcasm and snark, an appropriately thick skin, all in good taste, and perfectly cut into consumable portions.
-The Red Army @redarmyomaha
(seriously funny Mavs sports twitter account. Who knew?)
-Faux Pelini @fauxpelini
(Well known Bo Pelini parody account. not always Youngstown focused, but always funny)
Grade B Choice Smack Creators: These sources are of occasionally high quality, but lack the consistency of Grade A Prime, or are otherwise less excellent.
-“The Todd Father” @usdtoddfather
(Todd Lee Parody account - occasionally quite funny. bonus points for theme/concept. inconsistent, though)
- Lets Go DU letsgodu.com/ @letsgodu
(maybe a stretch to call this Denver Blog and twitter account a smack site, but the opinion pieces occasionally offer some Denver-biased snark of a high quality)
-NDSU Barstool @ndsubarstool (NSFW)
(so far the only barstool site that has impressed me much with current content. Keep it up)
-Drunk Stig @holynotmeg
(Coach Stiegelmeyer parody account - likely run by a Bison fan)
Cutting Room Floor: The "Mechanically separated meat" of the comedic world. It's better not to find out how this smack gets made. Bad/lame takes. Filled with preservatives and nitrates.... And I'm out of meat analogies.
-All other Barstool Sports accounts for Valley and Summit teams (NSFW)
(I'm open to upgrading any of these individually based on evidence to the contrary. Just haven't seen much comedy gold coming from them recently)
Honorable Mentions:
Capt Austin Simmons @simmonscapt
Capt Ciara Duffy @captciara
NoahFriedelsBookie @bookienoah
USD_Probs @usd _Probs69